RANDOM: A Dozen sentences I will never utter in this lifetime. Or the next
I want to have your baby.
You should have that cut off/out.
I can’t wait to find out what the Kardashians are up to this week.
Who the heck needs naps?
I’m never drinking beer ever again.
Wanna go skydiving?
I’ll be happy to babysit your [fill in the blank].
Get a tattoo? Sure, why the heck not.
I got my pilot’s license.
I don’t have time to read.
Hold the fries.
Okay, one more – Price is no object.