RANDOM: Why, I ask you. Why.
… do detectives on TV shows/movies write in teeny, tiny notebooks when they’re interviewing suspects?
… do labels on products leave glue gunk behind that is impossible to get off?
… do lines on forms/applications leave so little space to fill in information, especially email addresses?
… do hotels never have enough (or any) hooks/shelves to put your stuff? And public bathrooms too, for that matter?
… do basements flood when you’re not home?
… do good books end too soon and boring conversations and bad dreams go on forever?
… do potato chips taste so fricking good?
… do guys pick their noses in their cars and think nobody sees them?
… do robo-callers get away with harassing people?
… do Sundays feel different from every other day of the week?
… do socks get lost in the washer/dryer?
… do women get plastic surgery on their faces so that they look like caricatures?