RANDOM: Life is stranger than fiction, part 3

Last month I listed some of the more memorable headlines from newspaper articles I had collected. Below are some more to bring tears of laughter. Or maybe just tears.

Man dead over a year in front of TV that’s still on [Hampton Bay, NY]

Teen sneaking to his room gets stuck in chimney [Royal Oak, MI]

Man, 84, survives attack of Moon Pies; suspect held [Galesburg, IL]

Man accused of shooting lawnmower [Milwaukee, WI]

Wedgie thwarts attempted robbery [Salt Lake City, UT]

Dog eats $400; some recovered [Apex, NC]

Woman fends off bear with zucchini [Frenchtown, MT]

Man who dressed as Gumby pleads guilty of burglary [San Diego, CA]

Student: Roommate had too much sex [Boston, MA]

Bank robbery suspect found in air duct [Chicago, IL]

Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.