RANDOM: Life is stranger than fiction, part 4
And now, the final list of weird, wacky headlines from newspaper articles I’ve collected to start the year off on the right foot (with a banana peel under it).
Cursing cockatoo stirs up trouble [Providence, RI]
Thieves snatch 5 tons of Nutella in Germany
Man arrested with brother in fight over a peanut butter and jelly sandwich [Des Moines, IA]
Massive snowball gets away from students, crashes into college dorm [Portland, OR]
Cops arrest man in toe-sucking case [Charlotte, NC]
Biker in Spain stops traffic in search for teeth [Madrid]
Goldfish in custody in Norway
Driver: Bigfoot made me hit deer [Moscow, ID]
Lawsuit settles over monkey selfie
Police flesh out answers in case of naked passengers [Edmonton, Alberta]
That’s all, folks!